The Bachelorette: Part 2

So, I don't think I have any cohesive complete sentences to express my feelings about The Bachelorette right now except, why am I still watching this show? Instead, I thought I would just write the thoughts that went through my mind as I watched last nights episode. Here they are:

-Why are they sailing into Venice on a pirate ship?
-How many times can Andi say, "there's no other place in the world like this"?
-Cody is the worst.
-Eww you guys, don't feed those pigeons. They're like rats with wings.
-Where did Marcus come from? He is definitely the hottest.
-The background music is too loud. I can barely hear what this guy is saying.
-Andi is really starting to annoy me.
-Wait, maybe Marcus isn't the hottest.
-Hold on, yes he is.
-Why do they rarely show him. I thought I had made him up in my head and that's why I hadn't seen him again.
-This lie detector test is just an awful idea.
-I'm no relationship expert, but I think taking a lie detector test is not the way to start a successful relationship.
-This is not a two-way street Andi. You answered the easiest questions in the world. It's not the same thing as the guys doing it.
-THIS ISN'T A DATE, IT'S AN INTERROGATION.
-Ughh, thank you for ripping up the results.
-That whole thing was a waste of time.
-Why are these two guys sitting in a sauna together if they don't like each other? This is so weird.
-I take what I said about Marcus back, he's not the hottest.
-This show makes me really uncomfortable most of the time.
-I want to fast forward through Cody's date. If he doesn't get sent home I'm going to stop watching this show (not really, but I'll be really mad).
-Stop saying her name so much Cody.
-You're coming on a little strong.
-Strike that, a lot strong.
-Pull it back man, pull it back.
-Stop. STOP.
-Look, now you made her cry.
-Finally Andi, you should have sent him home last week when I told you to.
-I might like Dylan more if he didn't have that haircut.
-Okay, so sometimes Marcus looks really cute, and other times he's just not. I don't know.
-I knew that guy was gonna get sent home. Goodbye whatever your name is.
-Whelp, that's it. See ya next week Brussels. I look forward to hearing that you are the most romantic city in the world and that there is no better place to fall in love. Don't worry Brussels, I'm sure they mean every word of it.